Quote of the Day

Shrove Tuesday is on the 16th February this year so that will make it a Wednesday Couldn’t possibly attribute this one
It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission Jon Buckle
If you think training is expensive, try ignorance. Roy Kroc
American businessman who joined McDonald’s in 1954 and built it into the most successful fast food operation in the world!
If the fence is strong enough I’ll sit on it. Cyril Smith
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work Warren Buffett
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge Issac Asimov
Better late than…. pregnant! Pamela Savin
Go to the right places, do the right things, finish what you start. David Snowball
God created the world but the dutch created The Netherlands The dutch themselves
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. Henry Ford
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia Joseph Wood Krutch
Everyone here brings happiness… Some by arriving.. Some by leaving Anonymous
You’ve been with Susan for a year now… Either you think you’ve got a future or you should just get married Steve Moffat: Coupling
There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t. Gary Burgess
The english never draw a line without blurring it Winston Churchill
If all roads lead to Rome… How do you get to Grimsby? Steve Ward
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be Frank Ormesher
I am to computing what King Herod was to child care Steve Ward
My mother told me that to keep a man you need to be a maid in the lounge, a cook in the kitchen and a hoar in the bedroom. I told her I’d look after the last one and hire the other two Jerry Hall cited by Phillip Hudson, Ta la
I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember Steve Ward
99% of women drivers give the rest a bad name John Cross
Borrow money from pessimists…. they don’t expect it back John Cross
If at first you don’t succeed…. destroy all the evidence that you even tried ! John Cross
Life is like a box of chocolates……. I just have a box full of coffee creams John Cross
Cobblers to the gentry A pub sign depicting an old advert for cobblers, Derby Arms
It takes no courage to sleep with an ugly woman, just the price of a bottle of whisky…. it takes no courage for a woman to sleep with an ugly man, just a sense of humour John Cross
Accepting a drink off a beuatiful woman is like.. well accepting a drink off a beuatiful woman Swiss Tony.. er I mean the Man with No Name
If you touch it you have to eat it! Me to Gill W after she tried to put back a star mix into the bowl
Diapers and politicians need to be changed regularly and both for the same reason Mark Twain
It’ll only take a minute… thats why its called stir fry….hmmmm? Politics forbids me to state who the originator of this is!
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. George Best
Life is too important to be taken seriously Oscar Wilde
The only man to have his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe Anonymous
A woman’s place is in the wrong Ged McIntrye.
Madam, I may be drunk but in the morning I will be sober. You on the other hand will still be ugly! Winston Churchill
If someone does not smile at you, be generous and offer your own smile. Nobody needs a smile more than the one that cannot smile to others. Anonymous
All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players Jaques in Act II Scene VII Line 138 Shakespere’s As You Like It
Shes not the brightest button (not bulb!) in the box Politics forbids me stating the originator of this but the irony is so funny
I used to be Snow White but I kinda drifted May West
I have many faults but being wrong isn’t one of them Sign on the wall in the White Lion pub, Glenridding, Lake District
Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean I’m wrong Mark Shaw
I’m very famous… its just that nobody knows me The Famous man, Aziz Gültekin, and a fab waiter at the Bacchus restaurant, Mamaris Turkey
Life is just a Sexually Transmitted Disease Mark Shaw
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them Sue Valentine
The Continentals have sex. The English have hot-water bottles. George Mikes
No-one succeeds more than a toothless budgie David Nixon, my O’level maths teacher
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. David Walker
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticising and trying to improve him. JB Priestley
Its better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Anonymous
I’m not lazy, i just dont do anything I don’t have to Toby Hills
If it makes my eyes water I won’t put it in my mouth Gill Wrigley
No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent Eleanor Roosevelt